Jason Kubel's White Rocket posted by Dustin
The Minnesota Twins and Milwaukee Brewers are locked in a border battle of non-epic proportions. Compared to the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox rivalry, we are the two douche-bags on the play ground yelling about an ill-advised Magic the Gathering card throw.
Unfortunately for them, the Yankee’s and Red Sox’s players are tainted with steroids over the past decade so our border battle is pure like Columbian Cocaine right off the plane in Miami.
Last night Nick Blackburn lost a game that wasn’t his fault. He is looking like the Ace the Twins need for the future and yet the runs didn’t support him. Jason Kubel hit his 13th homer which keeps his 3rd place behind Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer. Watching Jason Kubel hit home runs is like watching Lumberjack days. He just cuts down trees to blast balls covering the fans with his white rocket.
Carlos Gomez’s line drive off Greg Looper in the 5th was a frightening moment until Prince Fielder caught the ball. Then it just became a wrongly placed line drive. You want to hit the person and knock the ball at their feet while their confused. That allows our fastest player to make it to the base in time. Often these situations are scary but if you don’t make it to the base then it just sucks.
Twins lost which isn’t awesome but I must give props where props is due. Trevor Hoffman made his money when it was on the line. He walked Joe Mauer and made the next batters get their own outs.
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After a less than exciting home opener Monday night, the Twinkies appeared to be headed to an 0-2 start Tuesday after trailing 4-0 early to the Seattle Mariners. The Twins were able to put together some hits, closing the gap to 4-3 heading into the sixth. But the M's scraped together an insurance run in the top of the 9th, and looked poised for another victory as the Twins headed into the last half-inning trailing 5-3. Closer Brandon Morrow struck out lead-off hitter Joe Crede, retired Delmon Young on a fly-out, and had Carlos Gomez down to his last strike. Gomez was able stay alive and taxed Morrow for 8 pitches, eventually drawing a walk. It all unraveled for the Seattle closer from there, walking pinch-hitter Jason Kubel on four pitches, followed right behind by Brian Buscher. With the bases jacked and the winning run aboard, rookie manager Don Wakamatsu finally decided to pull Morrow in favor of Miguel Batista. Denard Span then hit a chop single to deep third base, scoring Gomez and keeping the bases juiced for Alexi Casilla. Jumping on the first pitch, Casilla dropped a single into shallow center, bringing in pinch runner Brendan Harris to tie and Brian Buscher for the go-ahead. I just can't understand why Wakamatsu would have waited so long to pull the obviously stru
