As each new season begins, fondly do Viking fans hope, fervently do we pray, that this will be the year that all our dark memories will be erased. Each year, we tell ourselves, we start with a clean slate. THIS WILL BE THE YEAR.
My expectations got out of hand, as they always do, before they’re exposed as a fraud. Before I realize Joe Six Pack has a better chance to date Eva Longoria than the Vikings have to win the Super Bowl.
The Vikes played just well enough against the Packers to make it close. Then they showed their true colors.
They led the Colts, 15-0, before Peyton Manning led the Colts to a victory.
Sorry, fellow sufferers. A Super Bowl victory just ain’t gonna happen.
Let’s admit it: The Vikings are the most cursed team in sports, replacing the Red Sox. No other team is even close — the Cubs are just a bad franchise, not a cursed one. And they might even win the World Series this year.
